Alright I will warn you right now. This is a bitch about men post!
Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, anytime a man tells you that you could not live without them, especially when it comes to sex...call BULLSHIT, at the top of your lungs! When my husband spouts off at the mouth, that I couldn't live without him, especially when it comes to sex, I tell him you wanna bet and then I proceed to tell him.....
That's why there are sex toy stores, such as the lion's den, and they have all kinds of toys that can satisfy me just the same way you do, minus the bullshit and headaches! Yes, it may not be the real thing, but shit, the way things are nowadays, they are pretty damn close and they won't spout off at the mouth, plus there is less of a mess with toys! LOL
That's right ladies and gentlemen I said it, dildo's, pocket pussies (for the gentlemen), lube etc...are available at sex toy shops and let me tell you....They are worth every penny to not deal with men somedays!
My husband laughs and says well I guess you are right! lol. that I am love, that I am!
NEVER tell your wife or husband that they cannot live without you when it comes to sex, money, etc. because it's HORSESHIT! Any woman or man can live without one another. Trust me I have done it and know many other people that can live without the opposite or same sex in their lives and they are doing just fine with and without kids too may I add! (Yes I was a divorcee with a child and have remarried and now have 3 kids, two with my new hubby and one with my ex, who I may say we are all on good terms with one another, but that is for another day)
There are days men suck, but than again so do us women! Whether you are straight, bi, gay, etc., there is something for everyone at the sex toy shop and shit some of it may be better than what you are handling now!🤣🤣🤣
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